one time i got a fish and my dad made me name it james pond

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if you want a nice body, go get it. if you want to become a lawyer, study your ass off. if you want nice hair, pick a style and get it done. stop being afraid and motivate yourself. find yourself. find your happiness, because it’s out there waiting for you.

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dont joke about murder i was murdered once and it offends me

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Anonymous said: i cant believe u thought that post about the kid killing himself over school was funny shame on u


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